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Human body is 70% of water so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety.
@sopan no, pickles!
@sopan god damn ugly bags of mostly water
@sopan how do you know cucumbers don't have anxiety? 
@Dekken they would screamed otherwise :p
@sopan It's 90%, according to scientists and the person who originally wrote this joke.
@sopan hucumbers