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If we don’t start calling rouge users “Rootin-Tootin Cowboys” I’m gonna be very upset.

This is just like that one night in college when we all got high and tried to use Google Wave

Right now this place is in the early rajneeshpuram “we’ve freed ourselves from the bullshit bounds of society” and in like six months we’ll be trying to poison a small town in Oregon

#TOOT

THING YOU SHOULD KNOW

IF THINGS ARE GOING BY YOU TOO FAST AND YOU FEEL LIKE A OLD MAN GETTING OWNED IN VIDEOGAMES BY DIPSHIT TEENAGERS, TURN OFF "AUTO UPDATE" AND ENABLE "MANUAL UPDATE" SO YOUR DECREPIT MUMMY LIKE HANDS AND RON POPEIL DEHYDRATED OLD ASS BRAIN CAN KEEP PACE

seriously it's the only reason the site is now readable for me

Everybody boost this so I can tell all my friends on Twitter that I went viral on Mastodon

♫ Listening to 'If You Gotta Make a Fool of Somebody' by Aretha Franklin
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So I’ve settled on Tootdon for iOS. Anyone have a favorite Mac app yet?

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