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In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.

When I was a kid they were going after the plastic rings around soda cans, then it was microbeads. Now we are onto straws. Are they going through every type of trash one by one?

"If you see something, say nothing. And drink to forget."

What alternate dimension are reddit users living in where they think the Borderlands 3 controversy is about it having gay characters instead of it being about platform exclusivity, Epic store being a POS, lack of game stability, etc?

Now I know why communists want to eat the rich, it's because they have no other food. Motherfuckers want to control all of society but cant even figure out bakeries

"WE NEED TO EAT EACH OTHER FOR THE ENVIRONMENT BUT DONT YOU DARE SAY BAD WORDS, CERTAIN MOUTH SOUNDS AND MARKINGS CAN HURT AND DEHUMANIZE!"

Explaining for the 10000th time that supporting the bill of rights doesn't make you a fascist.

Its that simulacrum stuff that people are always talking about. Their personalities are simulations. Simulated emotions, outrage, worldviews. No difference between the simulation and the real version. The whole goddamn universe is a simulation.

Does that mean being authentic is somehow even more ironic because irony is what is expected?

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