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If you are close enough to me for me to be able to stab through my own chest with an arrow and into your heart, then you are too close to me. That's all I am gonna say.

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Going on the record to say that La Croix® has the worst taste of any flavoured carbonated water I've tried so far

The Good Place finale really landed some feels in our family. I hope we can all end up in such a place someday. Even if that does seem unlikely to me now.

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He ends up putting his stuffed friend on his head every single time he falls asleep...

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ummmm how long has @garfiald's avatar been animated for because i literally just noticed it and it's hecking me up

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fuck expensive cars im tackling my mid life crisis thru shitposts

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The Matrix, but people realize they’re in a simulation because they do zoom fingers on a book and it works

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gonna release "Music To Murder To," and it's just a bunch of weird genreshifts of Eminem songs. there's an acapella negative harmony cover of Lose Yourself. there's a folk-punk version of The Real Slim Shady. SOPHIE features for a single, bewildering track vaguely inspired by Without Me, and it *will* make you cry.

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I still can't get over how much gamers hate companies like EA, but love capitalism. EA is a product of capitalism, they do what's profitable; why don't you just "vote with your dollar?" oh wait
it's cuz that doesn't work ahaha

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Is #SpongeBob dumb?

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Sometimes the pieces of your life just start falling into place and you can finally breath a little.

Either that or I am just going into a manic phase. 😵

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My secret Santa for @/AdhayraCosplay on Twitter! These are her OC's Lilith and one of her -many- children: Adhara, meeting some *old* friends! (Those are mine haha)-
May your night be lovely and I hope you have a good time tonight, everyone!
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