cw: almost everything (not kidding) 

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satire in 2006: humorix.org/10590

in 2019 I'm honestly more likely to trust Microsoft than Google

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hot take 

hot take 

Italians from some Ferrari club come to Finland to drive

Drive 147 km/h on a 80 km/h road

Get stopped by police and fined accordingly

"Finnish police are just jealous, we're never coming back here"

hello and welcome to the offices of Klonk and Donk

I'm thinking of borrowing another Switch game from the library (because I don't have a lot of extra money to spend on games) 🤔

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the puns in the Finnish comic Fingerpori are on a whole different level than anything I've ever seen in English, and most of them are absolutely impossible to translate to any other language

be aware that this toot is just stolen and translated from the brilliant Finnish comic Fingerpori

I don't drink for religious reasons 

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