Somehow acquire ownership of ipfs.io, and then make all NFT URLs (all the ones that point to ipfs.io) return a poop emoji or whatever instead of the actual image from IPFS
Watch all the cryptobros instantly flip over from "code is law" mode into "spirit of the law, not the letter of the law!" mode
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