A friend's garden at sunset in oversaturated insta-colours. This may not be exactly how it looked, but rather like it felt to sit there.
#florespondence #photography

mixed drinks / cocktail question 

fuck it, i just added 2 oz more rum to the 2 oz remaining drink. (double-checks the calendar that it's still saturday.) yep, good stuff.

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mixed drinks / cocktail question 

piña coladas vitamixed and delicious, but 2 oz rum per serving seems skimpy. what else can i add for the same flavor, but with a sneaky element that "enhances" the experience and doesn't taste too boozy?

self-soothing (at some point) 

future work self-descriptors

- not applicable
- sunrises
- friendly
- uncivilized

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self-soothing (at some point) 

descriptors of me by me at work:

- (dead end) stuck
- jaded
- irritable
- inauthentic

🤢

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decriptors of me at work by colleagues:

- helpful
- awesome
- emotionally invested

😑

i was doing some chore in a dream when i told myself to move onto something else at 8:19am specifically. this woke me up, but it was only 8:12am. so i rose and went to an empty family room. after a quiet moment, the cat came to see what was up, and we performed our morning ritual of head butts, neck scritches, and eye booger removal. it was 8:19 at that point.
happy :ablobcatheart:

you know technology has gone too far when you absentmindedly try to charge your can of beer with a nearby usb cable.

oof smh

“We live in a world where captains get arrested for saving people’s lives on the sea; where a person downloading scientific articles faces 35 years in jail; where people risk charges for bringing contraceptives to those who otherwise couldn’t get them. Folks are getting in trouble for giving food to the poor, medicine to the sick, water to the thirsty, shelter to the homeless.”

syllabus.pirate.care/

@Mainebot wherefor my vinyl "shipping label created" waah :blobcry:
*sigh

when God confounded people's language after they built the tower of Babel, he only did it so he could sell Duolingo subscriptions to us

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