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As time goes on
More and more old people
Will try to kill you

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me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

Every city has a Greek guy named Nick making sandwiches in it

Listening now to a SERIOUS redditor explaining reddit to a newbie. He said he uses reddit more than does work in a normal day.

Caught a quick vid of a couple exiting the fabled mile high club from my seat en route to London today. Didn’t think that actually ever happened tbh

Looks like I’m watching Kill La Kill again

what the hell do these terms mean

ghostly choir
screamo riffs
noodly noise rock
stadium crust

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Watching someone chug a drink in front of a trash can makes me so sad

Having to hear someone laugh about getting pushed down the stairs makes me so sad

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Seeing someone who can’t buy clothes that fit but can afford hand tattoos makes me so sad

Listening to girls talk about ways to wash off hand stamps from clubs makes me so sad

This thread is now just a list of sad things

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