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a thing I’ve noticed about straight people and sexual health 

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me in my first tech job interview: I like running my own mail servers and I program in my spare time too. Tech is awesome!

me after 2 years on the job: i like doing things with wood…

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Thoughts on Universal Basic Income.

Twice in my life I have been able to take time out, re-educate and move in a completely different direction. Same for my better half.

We were only able to do this with support from our families and from each other.

How great would it be if everybody got that chance, without worrying about starving, becoming homeless or losing access to civic society?

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me, age 15: I think we should provide basic necessities to people

my dad: you'll become more conservative when you're an adult

me, legally an adult:
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If you misgender somebody on purpose you should be hit very hard by a baseball bat made out of wasps and higher taxes.

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Is your water glass empty? Go fill it and have a couple sips.

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always super weird when people who hate capitalism and use ad block then turn around and get hype for E3 and nintendo directs

those are just ads, y'all. it's brands doing hours-long ads

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turn an idea into a real thing and then convert that real thing back into an idea

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BORN TO SNEEZE
WORLD IS A CHOO
Allergy Season 1989
I am gesundheit
410,757,864,530 USED TISSUES

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i'm really into the word "fucko" now, it's gender-neutral and non-ableist but still satisfyingly punchy

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no alt text. balance between herbal and medical treatment

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There are two tabs inside you. Both are frozen and playing audio.

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Brands can't be progressive because they aren't people with feelings and views.

Brands are the calculated product of marketing firms using statistical data to draw the correct emotions out of you for purchasing the right products.

There is no risk that isn't calculated for a profit outcome.

They can't be "brave".

They are the uncanny robotic faces corporation-machines making a crude imitation of humanity.

It is ascribing feelings to machines.

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Hey all!

If you are a crafter/maker in the US you MAY want to check out Harbor Freight tomorrow. It is the last day of a humungous sale (upto 90% off!!)

p.s
In case you are not privy, their power tools are usually only good for light-duty (not super durable).

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It's illegal to sharpen a knife on a whetstone without muttering under your breath

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My mind is like my internet browser:

19 tabs open
3 of them are frozen

& I have no idea where the music is coming from

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