Pieter Hollants @pfhllnts@mstdn.io
Freelancer Consultant, Open Source, Linux, Hardware, Python, OpenWrt, Code at http://github.com/pief , RTs are not endorsements
Ah, someone picked up a cross-posting strategy lately ;)
Quarter to midnight. The time when productivity peaks cause everyone else is asleep.
Still fighting that inspiration regularly comes at night time, not during the day, and as such remains an unconditionable source I can't tap because night time is sleeping time in a 9 to 5 world.
We want to fly to Mars but still haven't found a cure against mosquitos...
Purée ça y est j'ai réussi à faire marcher mon imprimante. S'il vous plaît, que plus personne ne touche aucun réglage sur aucune machine nulle part. Jamais. Merci.
Frankfurt finally has a decent authentic BBQ place "Dicke Wutz" https://mstdn.io/media/HVVK_Rw-i39ViIzNSj8
An English Pub in Frankfurt's advert on Brexit https://mstdn.io/media/brXRCnYZwE-LOsItviM
The good thing about getting fat is, you're less likely to sink at the swimming pool
not kidding, we fixed it with:
EnvironmentFile=-/etc/default/varnish
ExecStart=/bin/bash -c "/bin/echo ${DAEMON_OPTS} && /usr/sbin/varnishd ${DAEMON_OPTS}"
Because otherwise systemd would randomly eat parts of ${DAEMON_OPTS}. oh yes, we *also* had to make DAEMON_OPTS a single line, because *something* didn't like '\' continuation chars.
systemd is the worst software I've ever had to use, and I've used AIX, HP-UX, Solaris, and 16-bit Windows Payroll software.
Luckily I'll never have Ozzy's problem of my hair colorist getting between me and my relationship
Imagine not being able to just shower after you just had hot, steamy sex.
Ok, the realistic version: after you took three steps in the heat outside.
Trolling to the local swimming pool just to be able to shower as my own has been shut down due to water damage #sucks
"Before I fall": "Groundhog day" reboot transplanted into a teenager's life. Ending a bit fatal and predictable. Really good soundtrack, been a while since I noticed that. #films #movies #moviereviews
Bug report of the day: its title is "Cannot connect when the server is down"
Demnächst in Ihrem Altersheim: Betreutes Kiffen http://www.zeit.de/wissen/gesundheit/2017-05/cannabis-demenz-wirkstoff-gehirn-maeuse-versuche-thc
If @haploc doesn't take off his ski helmet by June, I'm getting worried...
Remember in the 90s, when teens were more tech savvy than adults, and everyone assumed that the savviest would just keep getting younger? Now it's 2017, and the people who were teens in the 90s are the most tech savvy generation and probably will be until they die.
Kids don't grow up with computers any more, they grow up with iPhones. If it's possible to learn to code on an iPhone, it's despite Apple's best efforts.
Only, not old
IKEA is probably also the old company to promote a soft drink under the "brand name" BUBBELVATTEN MED FRUKTSMAK. And yes, that's Swedish.
Lest not forget the obligatory hot dog
